HUSBANDstyle="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">A couple drove down
a country road for several miles, not saying a word. color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">An earlier
discussion had led to an argument and size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">neither of them
wanted to concede their position. style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">"Yep," the wife
replied, "in-laws."style="FONT-SIZE: 8.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5>style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">WORDSface=Verdana color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">A husband
read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">30,000 to a
man's 15,000. style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The wife
replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The husband
then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"style="COLOR: black">
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align=center>style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=5>style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">CREATIONface="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
face=Verdana color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">A man
said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be face=Verdana color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time. color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">"The wife
responded, "Allow me to explain. size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">God made
me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=fuchsia size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">God made
me stupid so I would be attracted to youcolor=fuchsia size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">!color=black>
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">WHO DOES WHAT
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">A man and his
wife were having an argument about who color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">should brew
the coffee each morning. size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The wife
said, "You should do it because you get up first, face=Verdana color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">and then we
don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The husband
said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and face=Verdana color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">you should do
it! , because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">Wife replies,
"No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do
the coffee." style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">Husband
replies, "I can't believe that, show me." color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">So she
fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of
several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"color=black>
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5>style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The Silent
Treatmentstyle="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">A man and
his wife were having some problems at home color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">and were
giving each other the silent treatment. color=black size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">Suddenly,
the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">at 5:00 AM
for an early morning business flight.size=4>
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face=Verdana color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">Not wanting to be
the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
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face=Verdana color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">"Please wake me at
5:00 AM."style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">He left it
where he knew she would find it. size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The next
morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMface="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">and he had
missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andface="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">see why his
wife hadn't wakened him, size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">when he
noticed a piece of paper bysize=4>
style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">the bed.
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">The paper
said, "It is 5:0 0 AM. Wake up." size=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">
face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">Men are not
equipped for these kinds of contests.style="COLOR: black">
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face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=5>style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">God may have
created man before woman, but there is always aface="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=4>style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">
style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">rough draft
before the masterpiecesize=2>style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 'Trebuchet MS'">.
